Harry Dodge and Stanya Kahn, US How many Bush administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? - None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honourably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
Doug Fishbone, US An applicant for a job with the US federal government is filling out the application form. He comes to the question: "Do you favour the overthrow of the United States by force, subversion or violence?" After thinking about it he ticks "violence".
· Laughing in a Foreign Language, the Hayward gallery, London, January 24-April 13